niedziela, 17 listopada 2013
Surprise, bitch
Can you fucking imagine we both got the same toy? I mean, what are the odds to get THE SAME TOY in two Kinder Surprises? What the fuck Ferrero? Back in my time it was almost impossible to get two identical toys.
The world has gone to shit, I tell ya.
środa, 13 listopada 2013
First world problems - a breathtaking saga
Oh are you fucking kidding me?
Well, I had my post almost ready when the Starbucks wifi just died. So I will start from the beginning.
I had one hour before my doctor's appointment so I have decided to check out this massive shopping center that had just been opened. The plan was simple - have a coffee and a nice, warm panini and maybe take a look at the shops. This little trip made me realize that I need a twitter account, so I can post there my first world problems instead of texting The Perfect Natalia frantically. This is a transcript of what happened.
I entered the shopping center at 15:57.
16:09
I'm already lost. Girl got them skills.
16:14
So.Lost. Where the fuck is coffee and food?
16:17
I badly want panini and there is no panini. I have to go to Starbucks damnit. First world problems lol.
16:21
Where the fuck do they have Starbucks here?
16:27
NO PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE IN STARBUCKS.
FUCK.MY.LIFE.
16:32
I guess a gingerbread one is not that bad. Their panini is flawless, I can admit it. Also elderflower water yay!
16:37
Woo! Free wifi!
16:43
Update: wifi at Starbucks sucks.
16:50
I really need a twitter account...
Yeah... But, on the bright side, the coffee and food was really awesome.
poniedziałek, 11 listopada 2013
Let me tell you how awesome you are if you're not white
niedziela, 10 listopada 2013
Oh...
Oh the feels.
Oh the prettiness.
Oh I need to write more.
Oh everything is perfect.
Oh.
czwartek, 7 listopada 2013
DIY
Me and The Perfect Natalia are invited to some fancy-pants party. The theme is Royals and Hobos and as we are both absolutely perfect, we are going as royals (duh!). And because we are also fabulous, we have to prepare some sweet-ass costumes for the event.
The crowns have been already ordered (and they are flawless), we are currently working on the dresses and it was time to come up with some masks. At first I just wanted to buy them, but apparently all masks available in shops are shit. So, as a person who knows absolutely nothing about DIY I have decided to make them myself.
Spent the whole morning looking at lace mask tutorials and after finding a perfect one, I bought what I needed. Because I liked the idea of a mask glued with some lash glue, rather than tied around my head I also got this damned thing, not even knowing how to use it. But yeah, I cut some very lumpy holes in my lace masks, put the lash glue on it, put it on my face and...
This piece of shit fell off.
From now on the story goes like that. I got mad that this lash glue is useless and washed my face to get rid of it. Reached for the nearest towel, wiped my face and apparently, instead of a mask, I glued a towel to my face. The next thirty seconds I just stood in the bathroom thinking "what the fuck just happened". As it turned out, I had to wait a bit for the glue to start working. Good to know, you stupid makeup equipment. Removing the glued towel was not the nicest thing that happened to me in my life.
All in all, the masks are ready. And they look pretty sweet, to be honest. But there is no way I can get this glue of my face. The things I do for science/love/fashion... (mostly science, to see if I suck at DIY hard or just a little lol)
piątek, 18 października 2013
Sex
The Perfect Natalia is not going to walk for a week when I'm finished with her.
Also still unemployed. But I'll get there. Because I'm fucking awesome. I got a fucking Merit from the butchery called The University of Warwick.
Also I'm a bit drunk.
Whatever company decides to hire my ass - HERE I COME.
Come, ehehehehe.
My blog sucks but deal with it. Like people have to deal with my ungodly gif reaction skills and all that sarcasm.
Life is good, I tell ya.
środa, 16 października 2013
Go and get them, tiger!
Mark my words.