Me and The Perfect Natalia had this urge to buy some fancy wine and some nomz, so we went to the nearest Tesco's. And while being there we were both like "Hey! They have ponies in Kinder Surprise. Lets buy some!". So we did.
Can you fucking imagine we both got the same toy? I mean, what are the odds to get THE SAME TOY in two Kinder Surprises? What the fuck Ferrero? Back in my time it was almost impossible to get two identical toys.
The world has gone to shit, I tell ya.
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niedziela, 17 listopada 2013
piątek, 18 października 2013
Sex
I need it like fucking air.
The Perfect Natalia is not going to walk for a week when I'm finished with her.
Also still unemployed. But I'll get there. Because I'm fucking awesome. I got a fucking Merit from the butchery called The University of Warwick.
Also I'm a bit drunk.
Whatever company decides to hire my ass - HERE I COME.
Come, ehehehehe.
My blog sucks but deal with it. Like people have to deal with my ungodly gif reaction skills and all that sarcasm.
Life is good, I tell ya.
The Perfect Natalia is not going to walk for a week when I'm finished with her.
Also still unemployed. But I'll get there. Because I'm fucking awesome. I got a fucking Merit from the butchery called The University of Warwick.
Also I'm a bit drunk.
Whatever company decides to hire my ass - HERE I COME.
Come, ehehehehe.
My blog sucks but deal with it. Like people have to deal with my ungodly gif reaction skills and all that sarcasm.
Life is good, I tell ya.
sobota, 5 października 2013
The tragic love story
I really want a bag of crisps but I'm too lazy to get up and go to the shop downstairs.
I would also have to put on some pants. Too much effort.
I would also have to put on some pants. Too much effort.
środa, 21 sierpnia 2013
piątek, 16 sierpnia 2013
Whatever part 1
Because I'm sure there'll be tons of "Whatevers" if this blog survives.
Fun news! Apparently my always ill digestive system decided to have another, fascinating disease! After ulcers, bacterial infections and internal bleeding I got colitis! So much win, digestive system. As if I didn't swallow enough pills already. The doctor suggested that this may have been caused by my recent endoscopy and that would make a lot of sense. I felt as if I was dying when I was getting prepared for the examination. Now my intestines are on fire as if my digestive system were starring in a never-ending, Rammstein music video. So yeah, colitis. Why not? I'm afraid to ask what's next, because I've finally reached this moment when every single piece of my bowels was ill.
Had a nice morning, when even though I slept merely for 3 hours I woke up fresh, happy and so-not-like-my-usual-grumpy-self. Fortunately, this state didn't last long, because merely 30 minutes later furious as fuck Natalia called that I didn't pack her wallet and, what follows, her bus-pass and she would be late to work. I tend to forget stuff, because I have an attention span of a goldfish. So my cheerful approach towards life disappeared and I'm back to being me again. Another day saved.
There are some plans on going to the countryside this weekend, but first I really need to do some housecleaning. Our flat looks like a shithole inhabited by a bunch of very messy students. I blame myself and my total lack of motivation towards anything that is not sleeping or wasting my time on the internet. It took me a whole month to write a goddamn dissertation, what did you expect? I still need to edit it, but let us not speak about it.
Also, I saw World War Z yesterday in the middle of the night. Figured out the solution way quicker than Brad Pitt. But it was a good movie. Obviously I had problems with falling asleep, because I'm a little pansy and will be always afraid of horror movies. Kinda embarrassing.
I've decided that this blog will be my stream of thoughts. I need a place like that.
Now time to do my stuff and then I can go back to being useless piece of absentminded shit.
Btw I'm growing more grey hair. I really AM getting old.
Fun news! Apparently my always ill digestive system decided to have another, fascinating disease! After ulcers, bacterial infections and internal bleeding I got colitis! So much win, digestive system. As if I didn't swallow enough pills already. The doctor suggested that this may have been caused by my recent endoscopy and that would make a lot of sense. I felt as if I was dying when I was getting prepared for the examination. Now my intestines are on fire as if my digestive system were starring in a never-ending, Rammstein music video. So yeah, colitis. Why not? I'm afraid to ask what's next, because I've finally reached this moment when every single piece of my bowels was ill.
Had a nice morning, when even though I slept merely for 3 hours I woke up fresh, happy and so-not-like-my-usual-grumpy-self. Fortunately, this state didn't last long, because merely 30 minutes later furious as fuck Natalia called that I didn't pack her wallet and, what follows, her bus-pass and she would be late to work. I tend to forget stuff, because I have an attention span of a goldfish. So my cheerful approach towards life disappeared and I'm back to being me again. Another day saved.
There are some plans on going to the countryside this weekend, but first I really need to do some housecleaning. Our flat looks like a shithole inhabited by a bunch of very messy students. I blame myself and my total lack of motivation towards anything that is not sleeping or wasting my time on the internet. It took me a whole month to write a goddamn dissertation, what did you expect? I still need to edit it, but let us not speak about it.
Also, I saw World War Z yesterday in the middle of the night. Figured out the solution way quicker than Brad Pitt. But it was a good movie. Obviously I had problems with falling asleep, because I'm a little pansy and will be always afraid of horror movies. Kinda embarrassing.
I've decided that this blog will be my stream of thoughts. I need a place like that.
Now time to do my stuff and then I can go back to being useless piece of absentminded shit.
Btw I'm growing more grey hair. I really AM getting old.
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