piątek, 16 sierpnia 2013

Hell is now and it's disguised as a red, plastic vacuum cleaner

After two hours of unplanned sleeping I finally got up to do something. Feeling very productive I took my vacuum cleaner and started this damned cleaning up, just to discover that my old vacuum cleaner has absolutely nothing to do with vacuuming. It just made strange, coughing, choking and wheezing noises, but this had nothing to do with actual sucking the dust. As a scientist by nature (a shitty one, but still a scientist) and because of sheer curiosity I decided to open the vacuum cleaner and look inside of it, to find the source of its pain. And oh, how I regret this decision.

Shortly speaking - I've opened the gates of hell.

Did you ever cared to stop and think about what's inside this plastic, inconspicuous thing? Because I did and I suggest you don't to this without any military and scientific training. I got attacked by a creature from another dimension, that hid in this little plastic bag for the dust. After a short battle when it was me who was coughing, chocking and wheezing I victoriously removed the creature from the bag, closed my poor, red vacuum cleaner and peace was once again restored. And my vacuum cleaner returned to its normal, sucking state.

Curry time!

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