niedziela, 18 sierpnia 2013

Piss is the new black

She actually did. I should start getting money for predicting the future. I'm awesomely good at this shit.

Roland the cat finally lost his last remaining, still working brain cell and pissed on the carpet. No one knows why. No one knows what for. No one knows anything. He just did that, probably because the litter box needs major cleaning. Still, I don't recall having a posh cat from a cattery that needs diamond litter to shit on it. Anyway, that's the way to start a morning. With a warm stream of cat piss on the carpet.

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