I'm quite positive a mosquito that just bit me was having a party with his friends and took part in a weird bet. Because I would not believe a mosquito would do something so reckless.
I noticed a mosquito flying around the room and decided to kill the little fucker before it drinks my blood. While hunting, I lost track of my victim and merely 30 seconds later I discovered a massive mosquito bite on my right hand. Can you imagine this? Tiny bastard managed to bit me while I was trying to kill him. It is absolutely impossible, so my theory goes like that.
A group of mosquitoes had a party and one of them was like "I bet you wouldn't go near this gal who kills us the moment she sees one of us" and the other mosquito answered "Oh yeah? I can do this, hold my beer". And he did.
What the fuck?
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